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Funny Marriage Quotes


A husband is what is
Left of the lover
After the nerve
Has been extracted.

A successful marriage
Requires falling in love many times,
Always with the same person.

To keep your
Marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong,
Admit it;
Whenever you’re right,
Shut up.

Love is an ideal thing,
Marriage a real thing.

No man is truly married until
He understands every word
His wife is not saying.

Marriage marks the
End of many short follies -
Being one long stupidity.

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Romantic love is an illusion.
Most of us discover this truth
At the end of a love affair
Or else when the
Sweet emotions of love
Lead us into marriage
And then turn down their flames.

Keep your eyes
Wide open before marriage,
Half shut afterwards.

Love is an ideal thing,
Marriage a real thing;
A confusion of the real
With the ideal never goes unpunished.

No matter how much cats fight,
There always seem
To be plenty of kittens.

Marriage is the triumph of
Imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of
Hope over experience

I think men who have a pierced ear
Are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced
Pain and bought jewelry.

Laugh and the world
Laughs with you.
Snore and you sleep alone.

Stupid men are the
Only ones worth knowing, after all.

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Marriages are made in heaven
And are consummated on earth.

A wedding anniversary
Is the celebration of love,
Trust, partnership,
Tolerance and tenacity.
The order varies for any given year.

Love: a temporary insanity,
Curable by marriage...

My marriage is on the rocks again;
Yeah, my wife just
Broke up with her boyfriend.

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
Go live with a car battery.


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